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Miss Rebelle

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Thursday
November 3rd, at 10:43am
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[
Friday
May 20th, at 11:24pm
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Lost my boner for Stewart Lee!
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[
Monday
April 11th, at 1:26pm
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...one day all of this will be entirely wiped out, like in some kind of fucking nightmare.

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This week... [
Monday
March 21st, at 5:27pm
]
[ mood | cheerful ]

This week Billy Childish played with my child.
This week I got injured by a desk.
This week the Cornerhouse said they are interested in commissioning an idea of mine.
This week I had eggs Benedict for the first time in my life.
This week left me feeling a little brighter than before.
This week I purchased a set of bongos.
This week I lost a set of bongos.

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[
Tuesday
March 1st, at 2:50pm
]
Last week Dan Treacy called my band awesome.

This week I am moving to a semi-detached house in Chorlton.

Next week I have a meeting with the Cornerhouse about an ART IDEA.



With retrospect, maybe I should stop being so moody now...
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[
Friday
February 18th, at 2:32pm
]
Let me tell you, if your polictical inclinations somehow fall the same way of Justin Bieber's, you ARE unarguably incorrect. Fact.

http://amtm.tumblr.com/post/3356000210/i-really-dont-believe-in-abortion
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TV PROGRAMS FOR CATS [
Sunday
February 13th, at 8:00pm
]


HOW TO LOOK 10 MONTHS YOUNGER
MY BIG FAT PERSIAN WEDDING
HAVE I GOT MEWS FOR YOU
HOW CLEAN IS YOUR FUR
WHO WANTS TO BE A MINNOWARE
SCRATCHING TIME
EELENDERS
HOW DOGS RUINED YOUR LIFE
UGLY BURMISE
CATCH OF THE DAY
HOW TO LOOK GOOD SHAVED
WOOL SWAP
COME POUNCE WITH ME
LEE MACKERL LIVE
EVERYBODY LOVES WHISKERS
HAIRBALLS UNDER THE HAMMER
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[
Friday
January 28th, at 11:09pm
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http://polldaddy.com/poll/4461032/?view=results&msg=voted

Yes.
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[
Wednesday
December 15th, at 6:17pm
]


Lol. Christmas.
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[
Wednesday
December 1st, at 2:46pm
]
It finally happened. We did it.

I am finally a Mother.

and it's great...Collapse )

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KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMN HONEY!!! [
Thursday
November 25th, at 9:44pm
]

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[
Monday
November 22nd, at 12:10am
]
[ mood | sore ]

Dear Child,
please get out of me so I can breathe again.
I created you your own lungs to play with, so why not go and try them out?
It can't be THAT nice in there... Come out so I can put you down, rather than carrying you across my stomach.
Come out so I can see what you look like.
Come out, come out, come out.

Yours sincerely, your Mother.
X

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[
Friday
October 1st, at 1:51am
]
This is gratuitous rape scenes and profound montages c86.
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[
Tuesday
August 31st, at 7:20pm
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Computer game ideas... [
Tuesday
August 31st, at 12:38am
]
Pomegranates vs Salamis
Granite vs Mommys
Magnets vs Albinos
Planets vs Pygmies
Janet vs Jonny
Glasses vs Goaties
Cyborgs vs Samurais
Bumblebees vs Commies
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[
Friday
August 27th, at 11:04pm
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New cat! - What should I call him??
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[
Saturday
August 21st, at 7:19pm
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Are these fit or not, I cannot decide...
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[
Tuesday
August 17th, at 12:38am
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Photobucket

I hate people.
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[
Friday
August 6th, at 1:03pm
]
So, urm... My next door neighbour took Moloko.

WTF
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[
Wednesday
August 4th, at 1:50am
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